So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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