May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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