my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
They have beer where we have blood.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
