Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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