I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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