Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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