just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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