YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize