I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Two words: nipple clamps
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