Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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