I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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