you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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