Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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