i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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