I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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