so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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