Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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