I am in a vortex of obligation.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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