Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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