38 yer olds are good kisserssss
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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