Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
too bad you live with your parents still
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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