did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
is it fun? or sober?
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