You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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