For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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