I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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