let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
This is my gift to your gina
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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