5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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