butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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