At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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