super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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