what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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