she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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