Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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