Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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