The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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