Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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