So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
