none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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