I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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