Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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