when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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