none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Randomize
