whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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