super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
