Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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