I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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