if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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