I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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