Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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