there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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