Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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