so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
are you so shy because you have an std?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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