my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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