wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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