i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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