i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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