We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
